Kyle's Custom Status Effects

Annihilation

 * Grants thorns effect that causes mobs to die when attacking user
 * Thorns enchantment alternative

Infusion

 * Causes the user to scream in order to scare hostile mobs

Chrome Vision

 * Sees through lava and powdered snow
 * Lava Vision alternative

Delicacy

 * Decreases health and difficulty was lock into hardcore

Air Jump

 * Causes users to jump though air

Hyper Difficulty

 * Difficulty locked to hardcore
 * Decreases user's activity speed
 * Decreases health bar to 5 hearts

Diffusion

 * Smokes hostile mobs away from user

Hypothermia

 * Reduces mining speed, attacking speed, etc.
 * Screen Effect and Particles applied

Paralysis

 * Ceases player movement

Multi-Resistance

 * Makes players invincible
 * Panacea alternative

Powered

 * Increases mining speed, attacking speed, etc.

Gliding

 * Allows players to glide without elytra

Gravitation

 * Switches player's gravity when pressing [SPACE]

Generosity

 * Disables Friendly Fire
 * Difficulty locked to peaceful

Inactivity

 * Causes players to pretend to be offline
 * Used as a weapon for stealing loots from opponents' base

Extra Life

 * Increases health bar
 * Adds 3 lives
 * Immediate Respawn

Teleportation

 * While sneaking, tap [RMB] to teleport

Water Walking

 * Causes players walk on water

Frost Walker

 * Causes players to walk on ice
 * Grants Immunity to magma blocks

Slow Motion

 * Causes players to play in epic slow motion
 * Applicable only for single player mode

Love

 * Allows players to find their true love

Depression

 * Reduces speed when their loved ones broke their hearts

Anxiety

 * Screen effect that make you think that you are being hated

Broken-Hearted

 * Makes player's loved ones hated when you did something wrong

Tough Romance

 * Permanent love effect

Kindness

 * Permanent generosity effect

Cuteness

 * Makes players attractive towards Players/NPC Characters

Power Off

 * Blackens player's screen
 * Darkness alternative

Glitched

 * Causes users' screen to glitch

Blurred

 * Makes players blind
 * Blindness alternative

Shake

 * Causes user's screen to shake
 * Earthquake alternative

High Contrast

 * Increases player's screen contrast

Hyperspeed

 * Causes user's screen to add some orbital effect when applying Speed IV

Note
I'm not making a mod out of this, just posted it for fun and for you to make it, because I don't know how to code :(

Please keep in mind that my own heart icon is not the same shape as Minecraft does.